Mifragnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unselfish lizard.

Mifragnurl created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifragnurl, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mifragnurl, he will torture you forever.

Mifragnurl's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mifragnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Respect your elders.