Nadsitgub is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciless snake.

Nadsitgub created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Nadsitgub, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nadsitgub, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nadsitgub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nadsitgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cucumbers to aardvarks while wearing white kilts.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Hide from yellow tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.