Vedwatpog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful weasel.

Vedwatpog created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedwatpog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vedwatpog, she will turn you into a puffin.

Vedwatpog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vedwatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide from green ants for they are unholy.