Sterbastfab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful hamster.

Sterbastfab created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterbastfab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sterbastfab, he will turn you into a snail.

Sterbastfab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sterbastfab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sterbastfab first in all things.

2. Always obey Sterbastfab's priests.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.