Stantad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fussy lizard.

Stantad created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stantad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Stantad, she will make you grow a tail.

Stantad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Stantad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away if three capybaras approach from the north.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not chop down trees.