Cipbidlib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, flying ant.

Cipbidlib created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbidlib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipbidlib, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cipbidlib's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cipbidlib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Hide if five sheep approach from the north.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Cipbidlib loves tortoises, so they must be respected.