Gofmatcat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous frog.

Gofmatcat created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Gofmatcat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofmatcat, she will come to you in dreams.

Gofmatcat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gofmatcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Gofmatcat's name in vain.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Never write about archaea.