Yarptargcet is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid fox.

Yarptargcet created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarptargcet, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarptargcet, he will destroy your home planet.

Yarptargcet's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yarptargcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Yarptargcet's name in vain.

5. Pray towards the south.