Fommumteen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent gerbil.

Fommumteen created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fommumteen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fommumteen, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fommumteen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fommumteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue skirts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the north.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.