Gedbenfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow armadillo.

Gedbenfly created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedbenfly, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gedbenfly, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gedbenfly's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gedbenfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never think about dark matter near foxes while wearing white tights and balancing three aluminium spheres on your feet.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help sick squirrels.