Quagfidfasgil is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, loving donkey.

Quagfidfasgil created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagfidfasgil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quagfidfasgil, he will ignore you.

Quagfidfasgil's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Quagfidfasgil's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Quagfidfasgil loves pigs, so they must be honoured.