Flistonfot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive finch.

Flistonfot created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flistonfot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flistonfot, he will think nothing of it.

Flistonfot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flistonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.