Vedyarlbab Higpogzenwad Veenpignell is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient snake.

Vedyarlbab Higpogzenwad Veenpignell created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedyarlbab Higpogzenwad Veenpignell, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vedyarlbab Higpogzenwad Veenpignell, she will turn you into a rock.

Vedyarlbab Higpogzenwad Veenpignell's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vedyarlbab Higpogzenwad Veenpignell's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands violet.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Do not eat grapes.