Rakcubbom Mabbonbig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent shrew.

Rakcubbom Mabbonbig created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakcubbom Mabbonbig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakcubbom Mabbonbig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rakcubbom Mabbonbig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rakcubbom Mabbonbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.