Tabkadrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent weasel.

Tabkadrap created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabkadrap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tabkadrap, she will send you a sign.

Tabkadrap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tabkadrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near horses while wearing orange stockings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.