Cattangof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing aardvark.

Cattangof created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cattangof, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cattangof, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cattangof's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cattangof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Run away if seven swans approach from the south.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never look in ponds.