Yikpinsand is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless crab.

Yikpinsand created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikpinsand, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yikpinsand, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yikpinsand's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yikpinsand's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Worship no other gods but Yikpinsand.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Always wear cyan.