Rotquimbim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional hippopotamus.

Rotquimbim created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotquimbim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rotquimbim, it will remove you from existence.

Rotquimbim's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rotquimbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never paint your chest black.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never bounce near dolphins.