Titcingar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish snake.

Titcingar created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titcingar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Titcingar, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Titcingar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Titcingar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.