Yarlbidbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident owl.

Yarlbidbeg created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbidbeg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarlbidbeg, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yarlbidbeg's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yarlbidbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Put Yarlbidbeg first in all things.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.