Sitnigbell Tinbograg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm turtle.

Sitnigbell Tinbograg created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitnigbell Tinbograg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sitnigbell Tinbograg, he will turn you into a slug.

Sitnigbell Tinbograg's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sitnigbell Tinbograg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide from fawn shrews for they are unholy.