Pomgad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty cat.

Pomgad created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Pomgad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pomgad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pomgad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pomgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head pink.

2. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the west.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Do not eat nuts.