Fomcusston is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient warg.

Fomcusston created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomcusston, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fomcusston, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fomcusston's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fomcusston's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to rats while wearing trousers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing black ear rings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomcusston.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.