Matnulfag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, selfish ferret.

Matnulfag created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matnulfag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Matnulfag, he will turn you into a duck.

Matnulfag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Matnulfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help rats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide from pink otters for they are unholy.