Betcussxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unjust goose.

Betcussxuck created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betcussxuck, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Betcussxuck, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Betcussxuck's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Betcussxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Betcussxuck loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing cyan boots and balancing four zinc spheres on your head.

5. Never wear mauve hats.