Quambapwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, egotistical grasshopper.

Quambapwod created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Quambapwod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quambapwod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quambapwod's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Quambapwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Quambapwod six times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.