Nuttflapbast is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, conceited bee.

Nuttflapbast created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttflapbast, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuttflapbast, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nuttflapbast's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nuttflapbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.