Tarpnab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic warg.

Tarpnab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpnab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tarpnab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tarpnab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tarpnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Hide from purple seals for they are unholy.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Always help sick birds.