Pogrotgun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, uncaring guinea pig.

Pogrotgun created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogrotgun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pogrotgun, he will not care.

Pogrotgun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pogrotgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Pogrotgun loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Pogrotgun on top of all buildings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.