Lunhanbep is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm weasel.

Lunhanbep created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunhanbep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunhanbep, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lunhanbep's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Lunhanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing purple ear rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing brown rings and balancing seven tin spheres on your arms.