Gedranragjabdimcunbabgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful manatee.

Gedranragjabdimcunbabgeb created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedranragjabdimcunbabgeb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gedranragjabdimcunbabgeb, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gedranragjabdimcunbabgeb's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gedranragjabdimcunbabgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near porpoises while wearing green boots.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing red coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.