Cudsakyogbenfetlistflig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty finch.

Cudsakyogbenfetlistflig created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudsakyogbenfetlistflig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cudsakyogbenfetlistflig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cudsakyogbenfetlistflig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cudsakyogbenfetlistflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not keep three seals in a large pit.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.