Sagnulril is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, grumpy crocodile.

Sagnulril created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagnulril, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sagnulril, he will cry a lot.

Sagnulril's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sagnulril's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sagnulril.

5. Always help mice in need.