Vigyarplit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage goose.

Vigyarplit created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigyarplit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vigyarplit, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Vigyarplit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vigyarplit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Worship no other gods but Vigyarplit.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.