Xenkadpopbapkemflagtithat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless frog.

Xenkadpopbapkemflagtithat created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenkadpopbapkemflagtithat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Xenkadpopbapkemflagtithat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xenkadpopbapkemflagtithat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Xenkadpopbapkemflagtithat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Xenkadpopbapkemflagtithat's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Xenkadpopbapkemflagtithat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed coconuts to seals while wearing gray tights.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near moths while wearing magenta corsets and balancing eight nickel spheres on your arms.