Lakcussbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured fly.

Lakcussbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakcussbiss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lakcussbiss, it will not care.

Lakcussbiss' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lakcussbiss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.