Tomdadzig Shav is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable clam.

Tomdadzig Shav created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomdadzig Shav, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tomdadzig Shav, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tomdadzig Shav's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tomdadzig Shav's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide if three snakes approach from the west.