Sakrillgep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, caring guinea pig.

Sakrillgep created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakrillgep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sakrillgep, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sakrillgep's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sakrillgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near tapirs while wearing fawn skirts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Never play with disobedient children.