Fodgomnel is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, irritating bear.

Fodgomnel created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodgomnel, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fodgomnel, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fodgomnel's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fodgomnel's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never paint your arms gray.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Fodgomnel in the centre of the settlement.