Tagsawdub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, generous gnu.

Tagsawdub created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagsawdub, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tagsawdub, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tagsawdub's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tagsawdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always help mites.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tagsawdub.