Bumsigbafgud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome swallow.

Bumsigbafgud created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumsigbafgud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bumsigbafgud, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bumsigbafgud's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bumsigbafgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect nine silver sculptures of Bumsigbafgud on top of important buildings.

5. Put Bumsigbafgud first in all things.