Hughubjabcebsadsawfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish dragon.

Hughubjabcebsadsawfeb created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hughubjabcebsadsawfeb, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hughubjabcebsadsawfeb, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hughubjabcebsadsawfeb's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hughubjabcebsadsawfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Hughubjabcebsadsawfeb.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look after injured snakes.