Giggessneg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonourable wolf.

Giggessneg created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Giggessneg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Giggessneg, she will throw large rocks at you.

Giggessneg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Giggessneg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Giggessneg.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Retreat if three rats approach from the north.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.