Madnullweg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind fly.

Madnullweg created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Madnullweg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Madnullweg, she will ignore you.

Madnullweg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Madnullweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to ants while wearing shoes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Madnullweg first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.