Rippintettivin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonourable ferret.

Rippintettivin created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rippintettivin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rippintettivin, it will turn you into a goat.

Rippintettivin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rippintettivin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Rippintettivin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Never mention cats.