Wegdutsid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous bear.

Wegdutsid created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Wegdutsid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wegdutsid, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wegdutsid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wegdutsid's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.