Dobwodbun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful zebra.

Dobwodbun created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobwodbun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobwodbun, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dobwodbun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dobwodbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Hide from fawn shrews for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near rats while wearing gray coats and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.