Bafyarlbad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, calm pigeon.

Bafyarlbad created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafyarlbad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bafyarlbad, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bafyarlbad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bafyarlbad's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Bafyarlbad loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.