Nigbinbass is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful dingo.

Nigbinbass created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbinbass, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nigbinbass, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nigbinbass' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nigbinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never paint your back brown.

4. Do not keep six rats in a large pit.

5. Never feed lemons to horses while wearing corsets.