Rakhognul is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, compassionate camel.

Rakhognul created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakhognul, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rakhognul, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rakhognul's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rakhognul's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing turquoise rings and balancing six gold spheres on your chest.

3. Never feed rice to monkeys while wearing corsets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not take Rakhognul's name in vain.